Curtain Call: The Hits (2005), The Marshall Mathers LP (2000), The Real Slim Shady (2000)
But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote. Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm…
…stand up 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady…
…a fuck like me, who dress like me Walk, talk and act like me, it just might be the next best thing, But not quite me 'Cause I'm Slim Shady…
…the chorus and it goes........ (Chorus) I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady all you other Slim Shadys are just imitating so…
…wont the real Slim Shady please stand up, please stand up, please stand up cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady all you…
…and act like me and just might be the next best thing, but not quite me...... (Chorus) I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady all…
…sing the chorus, and it goes— [Hook] I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't…
…the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you…
…me And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me [Hook] 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other…
…sing the chorus, and it goes— [Chorus] I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So…
…won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady All you…
…talk and act like me And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me [Chorus] 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady…
…the chorus, and it goes [Hook x2] I'm Slim Shady, Yes I'm The Real Shady All You Other Slim Shadys Are Just Imitating So Won't…
The Real Slim Shady Please Stand Up Please Stand Up, Please Stand Up Cause I'm Slim Shady, Yes I'm The Real Shady All You Other Slim…
And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me [Hook x2] Cause I'm Slim Shady, Yes I'm The Real Shady All You Other Slim Shadys…
…sing the chorus, and it goes— [Hook] I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't…
…the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you…
…me And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me [Hook] 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other…
…this game And I will never be your baby Cause I'm a motherfucking lady I hit the blunt like I'm slim shady Yeah I'm a motherfucking lady And I've always been…
…and I'm here to play And I will never be your baby Cause I'm a motherfucking lady I hit the blunt like I'm slim shady Yeah I'm…
…eat pussy everyday And I will never be your baby Cause I'm a motherfucking lady I hit the blunt like I'm slim shady Yeah I'm…
…cum! (Oh, sh*t!) Fack, fack, fack (f*ck, I am!) I am, I'm going to cum (I'm cumming!) [Interlude] I'm Slim Shady, uh uh uh I'm…
…Slim Shady, uh uh uh I'm Slim Shady, uh uh uh I'm Slim Shady, uh uh uh [Verse 3] Okay, I'm done, I already came twice You ain't…
…cum! (Oh, sh*t!) Fack, fack, fack (f*ck, I am!) I am, I'm going to cum (I'm cumming!) [Interlude] I'm Slim Shady, uh uh uh I'm…
…Slim Shady, uh uh uh I'm Slim Shady, uh uh uh I'm Slim Shady, uh uh uh [Verse 3] Okay, I'm done, I already came twice You ain't…
…and still screamed "f*ck the world" (I'm Slim Shady) So come and kill me while my name's hot And shoot me 25 times in the same spot (Ow) I…
…you need some good weed to set you free You know me, I'm your friend when you need a Mini Thin (I'm Slim Shady, Shady, Shady, Shady…
…know me, I'm your friend when you need a Mini Thin (I'm Slim Shady, Shady, Shady, Shady) I'm Shady [Verse 3: Eminem] Yo, I'll…
…c*m! (Oh, sh*t!) Fack, fack, fack (f*ck, I am!) I am, I'm going to c*m (I'm c*mming!) [Interlude] I'm Slim Shady, uh uh uh I'm…
…Slim Shady, uh uh uh I'm Slim Shady, uh uh uh I'm Slim Shady, uh uh uh [Verse 3] Okay, I'm done, I already came twice You ain't…
Unhhhhhh It's like sounding like I just had a stroke Unhhhh (We smoked it all!) [Chorus] They think I'm Slim Shady, Asher Roth…
Keep judgin', Hasslehoff I hang with trees, McIntosh I made another track, you were jackin' off They think I'm Slim Shady, Asher…
…), glorious Still doin' work, laborious The Audacity, fuck yes! I'm monumental, I'm statuesque [Chorus] They think I'm Slim Shady…
Unhhhhhh It's like sounding like I just had a stroke Unhhhh (We smoked it all!) [Chorus] They think I'm Slim Shady, Asher Roth…
Keep judgin', Hasslehoff I hang with trees, McIntosh I made another track, you were jackin' off They think I'm Slim Shady, Asher…
…), glorious Still doin' work, laborious The Audacity, f*ck yes! I'm monumental, I'm statuesque [Chorus] They think I'm Slim Shady…
Some good weed to set you free You know me, I'm your friend When you need a Mini Thin (I'm Slim Shady…) I'm Shady! [Verse 2: Eminem…
…and aspirin tablets I'm your brother when you need Some good weed to set you free You know me, I'm your friend When you need a Mini Thin (I'm…
…your friend When you need a Mini Thin (I'm Slim Shady…) I'm Shady! [Outro] Told you I was Shady Y'all didn't believe me I'm Shady! And that's my name…
Some good weed to set you free You know me, I'm your friend When you need a Mini Thin (I'm Slim Shady…) I'm Shady! [Verse 2…
…(I'm Slim Shady…) I'm Shady! [Verse 3: Eminem] I listen to your demo tape and act like I don't like…
…me, I'm your friend When you need a Mini Thin (I'm Slim Shady…) I'm Shady! [Outro] I told you I was Shady Y'all didn't wanna believe me I'm Shady! And that's my name…